i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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