I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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