you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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