I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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