he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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