I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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