Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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