He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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