Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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