I wish i was in the wii world.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Is it penis luge time yet?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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