You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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