Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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