C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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