you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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