I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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