I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He has the fingertips of a God
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