waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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