They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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