And the cops told us we were all naked.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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