Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I will be naked everywhere
Vodka?
Forever.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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