Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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