Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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