nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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