how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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