How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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