Ambien. No doubt about it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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