I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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