i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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