Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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