Jerry, you need to find god
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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