i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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