.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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