Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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