Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
