Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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