We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My pussy is not your playground.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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