I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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