My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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