remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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