This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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