i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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