she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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