I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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