my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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