I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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