Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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