I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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