I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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