I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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