how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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